Clamato and Coffee

I’m inventing a new drink, sitting here in my suite at Casa Susana in Sayulita, Mexico, overlooking the blue Pacific and listening to the rush of waves. Maybe it’s the tropical environment: mellow air, 70s, blue skies, jungle surroundings, exotic birds squawking in the verdure. Maybe it’s the remnants of last night’s dining and drinking on the town plaza: a little fuzzy-headedness, a lack of ambition. But whatever the cause, I just got up from my computer and walked to the open air kitchen and splashed the last of the pot of coffee into a tumbler, and then added an equal shot of Clamato juice straight from the fridge. It’s hitting the spot just about right this late morning. Kind of savory, kind of toasty, kind of salty, kind of sweet. Add up all those kind-ofs, and I’ve got an appealing new drink on my hands. I’ve finished sipping it and no complaints. In fact, I’m gonna get up and go see if there’s just a splash more coffee in that pot.

Good, there was more. Now, let’s let the imagination run as wild as the dogs in the streets of Sayulita. How about some derivatives of this concoction? Obviously, why not add a shot of vodka? That’s pretty close to a Bloody Mary but you’ve got the caffeine in there for a better morning boost. Why not make the coffee a shot of espresso? Then, neither the caffeine nor the Clamato are diluted as much as what’s in this tumbler I’m sipping as I write.

You could add ice for a colder, more bracing drink, although I’m finding this straight-up, cool-yet-not-cold version quite to my liking on a sea-breezy tropical day. You could add lime.

There, I just went to the kitchen and added a slice of lime, squeezing it and plopping it in. This mix is getting extremely agreeable-tasting now.

One could add a dash of Tobasco or Worcestershire but I’m not partial to too much heat or seasoning in my drinks, so I think I’ll decline those options.

What should I call this concoction?

The Sayulita Sunrise.

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The Duwamish Longhouse

I find myself traveling rather frequently to the new Duwamish Tribal Longhouse down on West Marginal Way in West Seattle. I’m taking their class in the Lushootseed language, the native tongue of the Puget Sound region. It’s a tough language to learn but I’m making a little headway, thanks to the gentle but persistent teachings of my instructor, Didahalqid.

“Wi’aats!” means either “Shout!” or “Hello.” The Duwamish don’t use a formal greeting like English does, so their old way of answering the telephone will have to do. When old-fashioned telephones were being strung around Washington State a hundred and more years ago, the Duwamish who got one did what everyone else did in those days: they shouted to be heard across a wired network that barely sent an audible signal to the other end. Hence, “Wi’aats!” was as much an instruction as a greeting. Before that time, it must have been interesting to live in a culture where you never had to say hello to anyone. People must have lived closely together in tight-knit communities and there was never a need to re-introduce yourself with a “Hello!”

The Duwamish don’t have an exact word for “Goodbye,” either. I like their alternative, “Hoi’,” which translates best as “Next time.”

Follow this link to check out what’s going on at the Longhouse.

Hoi’!

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And Now On Nook!

I’m stoked about getting two of my recent titles listed among Barnes and Noble’s “Nook” ebook reader offerings. It’s great to see both Dinosaur Wars: Earthfall and The Re-Election Plot made available for download from B&N’s web pages.

I sense a tidal change in the publishing industry, arriving right here, right now. I’ve been toying with the idea of publishing books on my own, without a major publisher involved, and what’s just happened goes a long way toward convincing me it’s the right choice.

Smashwords, my ebook publisher, is essentially a public service organization dedicated to lowering the barriers to publishing for everyone who has an ambition to be an author. While one could argue that their standards are therefore too low and any piece of dreck can get published, that’s not what’s really important. What’s important is that a lot of independent voices and innovators have been neglected over the years by the publishing powers-that-be, simply because the author was unknown or the subject matter didn’t fit the preconceived notions of what those powers wanted to sell. But who’s to say what will entertain and enlighten readers? Must we leave the choice in the hands of a few powerful publishing corporations? Or should readers be able to decide on their own? You can guess my answer to those questions.

What’s happening is a good thing. Let me give you a case in point. My short story, The Re-Election Plot, has made the usual rounds of editors. I submitted it in paper form to the big publishing houses of mystery fiction where, in one house after the other, it was ignored for several months, briefly glanced at, and then perfunctorily rejected and sent back to me with a note that didn’t even bother to tell me why it was passed on. As with other manuscripts I’ve shopped around, it got to be a few YEARS later and still no sale (I wrote the story after seeing a U.S. election swayed by what in my opinion was a fake Osama bin Laden video tape, and a whole ‘nother election has occurred since then). The very last editor who read the piece, one at the very biggest and best publishing house for mystery, actually included an explanatory note. She said that the story was very entertaining, but the current issue had no room for it.

After all my efforts and years of delay, imagine what a downer that statement was. What she REALLY said, if you turn her statement upside down is, “There are too many other authors in line ahead of you, some with big names, so we’ve got no room for you.”

Forget “disheartening,” since I’m not really very prone to that. Consider, “entirely unacceptable,” as in, those other authors in line ahead of me are not necessarily better than me, they’re just known commodities to the editors and readers of that particular magazine. Why should I wait politely in line behind them? There’s nothing at all wrong with my writing, by the editor’s own admission.

So now I’ve gone and released The Re-Election Plot through Smashwords and it’s already, several WEEKS later, listed at Barnes and Noble for 99 cents a copy. People who’ve downloaded it have already gotten back to me and told me things like, “Couldn’t put it down.”

Why would I ever want to play the major publishers’ waiting game again? I’ve got a lot more stories and they’ll be coming out soon, via Smashwords.

By the way, I’m not really knocking the major publishers. They print some good stuff. But they’re giving me a “busy signal” when I’ve got a lot to say.

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Spaced out art

Sometimes when I’m writing a story, I find myself compelled to paint a picture of some part of it. This is an image of a thing I call the Earth Rover, a visitor from another world. I’ve got a question for you. Do you think it looks: A. Cute; B. Not-so-cute; C. Downright scary, D. Like it might grab you in pincher claws and stuff you into a sample return capsule and blast you off on a trajectory to Aldebaran?

I want to sample humanity

I haven’t really finished the story, so I don’t have the answer yet.

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Kit Daniels vs Tyrannosaurus

Have you ever had a really bad day, in which you were forced to fend off a hungry T rex with a pitchfork? If not, you should meet Kit Daniels, the heroine of Dinosaur Wars: Earthfall. She’s one plucky young lady. Try reading the excerpt from Earthfall, below, for a quick study in Kit’s particular abilities and also an inkling of a budding romance.

As you may know, Dinosaur Wars: Earthfall is available for a limited time as a free ebook. The excerpt:

Kit had only a fleeting second to wonder what Chase was doing before she sensed the creature directly over her. Acting on instinct, she leaped sideways to the ground and the heavy jaws clamped shut just inches above her back. For the second time today she went down flat on the ground and was forced to turn over and look up into that horrible scaly face. And as before, she rolled away just as it lashed out sideways with its fangs snapping at her. On an impulse, she got up and ran straight under the beast. Just for an instant she was directly between the huge taloned feet and legs that rose on either side of her like tree trunks. Then the monster wheeled with incredible agility and stepped to the side fixing its red eyes upon her again. A sickening dread filled her heart. This time there would be no escape. The animal could take her easily if she sprinted for either the house or the barn. She hesitated for just an instant but that was sufficient for it to lift one foot and knock her to the ground. She sprawled out headlong and the foot came down, pinning her thighs under a single taloned toe. Then the tyrannosaurus lowered its great head and eyed her for a moment. She struggled, but her arms and legs had gone all rubbery.

Saliva dripped from rows of fangs. Kit’s heart pounded as fast as that of a trapped mouse. The creature slowly opened its jaws to take her.

Suddenly Zippy was beside her, snarling and charging in to snap at the end of the creature’s nose. He succeeded in drawing the tyrannosaurus’s attention, dashing away just as its jaws snapped shut behind the tip of his tail. The old dog wasn’t finished. He spun and scurried in again, barking ferociously as the monster wheeled to take a giant step after him. When it lifted its foot from Kit’s legs, she somehow found the strength to get to her feet and run the short distance to the machine shed. Inside, she threw herself down between the tractor and the cultivator and looked out from behind the tractor’s wheels.

To her right, Zippy had outrun the monster and disappeared around the side of the barn. To her left, Chase was out of the truck and kneeling with his rifle slung across his knee. He fumbled frantically with the bolt, dropping a cartridge case and scattering dozens of glittering metal shells across the ground. While he scrambled to pick one up, Kit saw the tyrannosaurus coming after her again. It had abandoned its charge after Zippy and returned its attention to her. Lowering its nose to the ground and sniffing, it came toward the machine shed, on her scent like a bloodhound moving unerringly toward the spot where she crouched between the farm machines. Realizing her hiding place was useless, Kit got up and ran for the back of the shed. The tyrannosaurus immediately spotted her and rushed to pursue her. Bending low it thrust its head inside. She retreated to the back wall of the shed, looking futilely for a path to safety. The creature opened its jaws for her again and she turned and pressed herself against the wall. Beside her was a tool rack and her hand touched a pitchfork. She grabbed it off the rack and wheeled just in time to swing its tines into the beast’s jaws. Summoning every bit of strength, she drove the tines in under the tongue. Simultaneously, the tyrannosaurus’s momentum forced the handle back until it jammed against the shed wall and the entire length of the tines sank deep into the animal’s maw.

Uttering a hideous roar the tyrannosaurus reeled backward out of the shed, shaking its head violently from side to side until the pitchfork dislodged and went flying through the air.

There was a momentary pause while the beast cocked its huge head and glared at her, working its massive jaws to and fro as if measuring the damage done. But it wasn’t finished. It took a pace forward again and she shrank back against the wall. At that instant there was a boom from Chase’s rifle and almost simultaneously she heard a sharp thwack as a bullet hit somewhere on the flank of the beast. The animal flinched at the impact and reared its great head away from the shed, uttering yet another deafening roar. This roar from the tyrannosaurus, however, was answered by another equally powerful roar from Chase’s rifle. Again, Kit heard a bullet hit the animal.

Flinching again at the second bullet’s impact, the tyrannosaurus turned and glared at Chase, issuing another bellow that shook dust loose from the rafters above Kit. But the beast took a step backward this time as if it were registering real pain from the bullets. Zippy charged in while it was distracted by Chase and bit down on the tip of its tail, snarling and shaking the tip in his teeth until the beast issued another enraged roar and whipped its tail, flinging Zippy through the air and slamming him into the side of the house. Howling in pain, Zippy’d had enough. He limped away around the corner of the house and the tyrannosaurus turned to square off against Chase again, but Chase was ready with another bullet. This shot hit the animal in the breast, throwing out a spatter of bloody flesh. Now it was the tyrannosaurus’s turn to decide it had had enough. It let out one final rumbling growl and then wheeled and thundered away, disappearing behind the barn. A moment later it crashed into the nearby woods, its thunderous footfalls fading into the distance accompanied by the snapping of tree branches. Kit stood and moved toward the front of the shed, but her legs were wobbly. A wave of faintness swept through her and she stopped to brace herself against a fender of the tractor.

Chase ran to her side with his rifle in hand. “Come on,” he shouted, putting an arm around her waist and half-carrying, half-dragging her toward his truck. He helped her into the passenger seat, ran and jumped behind the wheel, started the engine and tore out of the driveway in reverse. Kit closed her eyes, feeling spent and nauseous as the lurching truck tossed her head from side to side. She was trembling, shocked and drained, her heart sore from nearly bursting.

In a moment Chase had the pickup careening along the blacktop road to Red Lodge at eighty miles an hour. Kit had never been so glad in all her life to be leaving the ranch behind.

Chapter 7

With every turn of the road he put between them and the tyrannosaurus, Chase’s mood lifted. To have fought with such a creature and survived was incredible. Going through it all with Kit Daniels somehow thrilled him beyond words. As seconds went by and their distance from the ranch house increased without further sight of the monster, he began to chuckle. Overdosed on an excess of adrenaline, his laughter quickly escalated to semi-hysterics.

“Can you believe that?” he shouted at Kit. She’d sunk into the corner of her seat and was staring at him.

“What’s your problem?” she asked.

“Pretty good rescue, huh?” he asked with his mirth fading.

“Rescue? Seems like I did quite a bit of it myself.”

“Oh, sure,” he agreed. “You’re quite a hand with a pitchfork. I’m impressed. I want you with me next time I take on a T-rex.”

She let out an exasperated sigh. “What’s so funny about me almost getting eaten?”

“Sorry,” he said. “I just can’t quite believe we’re still alive.”

She wore her sour face resolutely. “It wrecked my house.”

“Yeah,” Chase agreed. “But you wrecked his mouth pretty good with that pitch fork. And I got a couple of good shots in, even if I do have to say so myself.”

“Ooh,” she said, growing sarcastic. “My hero.”

“C’mon,” he said. “Lighten up. Think what a team we make. This is one hell of a first date if you ask me.”

“Date?” She clucked her tongue. “I don’t know what in the world you’re talking about. This is no date. It’s a struggle for survival.”

Chase sighed. He couldn’t explain his feelings any better than he already had. Despite doing eighty on a straightaway he took his eyes off the road for a second and smiled at her. Kit kept her eyes on the road and suddenly she flung herself at the steering wheel, grabbing it and pulling hard to the right, shouting, “Turn!”

Before Chase could react they were off the road and careening over rough ground at sixty miles an hour. The truck heeled up on one side and Chase yanked the wheel the other way and the tires crashed back down. As they came to a halt on a small two-rutted dirt road, he caught his breath and stared at Kit in disbelief.

“You trying to get us killed? Again?”

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Obama backs CG Therapeutics

A while back, my buddies and I at CG Therapeutics applied for one of President Obama’s Economic Stimulus grants to small businesses. Well, by golly, we WON. It seems that the government grant givers managed to see how our cancer vaccine targeting the hormone, hCG, can someday become one of the most important therapeutic tools for people suffering every type of cancer.

The grant doesn’t amount to a heck of a lot of cash, given how much it takes to run a clinical trial these days, but we’re thrilled just the same. It represents some recognition at high levels of our long struggle to make our treatment available to cancer sufferers worldwide.

hCG, the pregnancy hormone, is used by cancer cells to convince a person’s body to not reject the growing mass, and to accept and even nourish the mutant cells as they spread. Our vaccine counteracts hCG, shutting off the signal sent out by the cancer cells, isolating them, and helping the body’s white blood cells do their jobs and mop up the tumor before it can grow any more.

Our product, CG201, showed promise in previous clinical studies where cancer patients lived longer when treated with the vaccine and suffered no significant side effects compared to conventional treatments like radiation and chemotherapy. So, it looks like we’ve got a cancer treatment that works pretty well and does not make patients sick.

You’d think that would make partners like investment firms and major pharmaceutical companies beat a path to our door, but investments and collaborations have come to us slowly. We’ve had to go it alone basically, and that makes for years of delay and deprivation for us and sadly, for cancer patients as well.

That’s why it’s heartening to get a nod from the Obama Administration. So if you’re grumbling about too much government spending, then at least know that in this case the economic stimulus is aimed straight at cancer, and we intend to make the investment pay big returns, like an effective new treatment to help find, in Obama’s words, “A cure for cancer in our times.”

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Candle Smoke = Air Pollution

Soapboxing again today. Sometimes I have to exercise my PhD medical scientist muscles.

Shelley passed along an interesting web entry regarding one of my favorite peeves, candles. The article, written by Katherine Bowers, a Yahoo correspondent, decried a number of common sources of air pollution inside our homes, most of which we are guilty of putting there ourselves.

Among the toxics listed such as house dust, mold spores and the gasses that seep from new furniture, I was heartened to see candles on the list. As I’ve said before on this blog, I’m allergic to candle smoke and so I have a quick and sometimes violent reaction to candles burning in a room. I get red-faced, sneezy, wheezy, and just generally possessed of a bad attitude until I can escape the chemical warfare zone, which usually means leaving a restaurant, bar or a friend’s home.

I never walk out the door without feeling justifiably irritated, both physically and socially. Don’t people know that candle smoke is POISON? Apparently not. But my allergies let me know in an immediate and brutal way. It takes days to get over the respiratory and skin irritation that just a few minutes in a candle smoky environment entail. But the poisons are not just my problem. They poison everybody, allergic or not.

This isn’t exactly a “poor-little-me” web page gripe either. As I detailed in a previous post on the subject, I’m really lucky to be allergic to the poisons in candle smoke. I get up and flee, while everyone without the allergy just sits there and soaks a load of cancer-causing toxins into their skin, lungs and bloodstream.

So I’m delighted to see another web writer take up the alarm call.

Here’s what was said:

“The Pollutant: Candles”

“Sure, they make for a cozy ambience, but when you light one made from paraffin—as most candles are—you’re potentially harming your health. Researchers at South Carolina State University found that paraffin candles emit chemicals that are linked to liver damage, neurological problems, and leukemia. They can also release a black soot that, over time, may damage your lung and heart tissue, says Jeffrey May, an expert on indoor air quality and author of My House Is Killing Me: The Home Guide for Families with Allergies and Asthma.”

“The Solution: Choose cleaner mood lighting in the form of electric votives, or buy 100 percent soy candles, which can burn at a slower rate and emit less soot. If you can’t avoid burning paraffin, do so only occasionally and in a draft-free area. And cut out the heavily fragranced jar-style versions, says May; they produce more soot.”

The web page: http://health.yahoo.net/rodale/WH/beat-bad-air-days

I’d only add that soy candles, now promoted as a natural clean alternative, still produce plenty of poisons. And don’t forget that paraffin candles are byproducts of the oil and gas industry. You’re buying Exxon’s waste sludge when you buy a candle.

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The Re-Election Plot

A murder on the wet streets of Seattle, a faked video of Osama bin Laden, Microsoft computer graphics gone bad, and political intrigues at the highest levels draw Dr. Peyton McKean into one of the most treacherous cases of his life.

That’s the gist of my latest short story, published yesterday on the Smashwords ebook site. If you’re looking for a little election-time reading, this one will be thought-provoking. Might a politician release a falsified Osama video for his own purposes? Could such a thing lead to murder? Why don’t you grab a copy of The Re-Election Plot and find out? Only 99 cents on Smashwords, the same price you pay to download a song on iTunes.

Re-Election Plot Cover

Election day is almost here. The terrorist threats and announcements will be coming thick and fast, if past elections are any guide. My only question is: Who is REALLY sending them?

In my story, you’ll find out, and go through a white-knuckles adventure with Dr. Peyton McKean, the greatest mind since Sherlock Holmes and the only one in present times who can see through the veils of deceit to figure it all out.

There are a variety of versions, readable on Kindle, Acrobat, iPhone, you name it. Here’s a link:

The Re-Election Plot

Have a good read!

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Dinosaur Wars EARTHFALL The Ebook

So the big day has finally come. I’ve just released Dinosaur Wars: Earthfall, the first book in the Dinosaur Wars series, as an ebook. Here’s a look at the new cover:

Earthfall cover

Dinosaur Wars: Earthfall, the ebook edition

It was a surprisingly easy process to take my manuscript and turn it into an ebook. I used the services of Smashwords, a free online publishing service that takes in manuscripts and puts them through an app called Meatgrinder, which chews them up and spits out versions for all the major ebook formats. So after waiting a few hours for the meatgrinding process to take place I’ve got versions for the Kindle, iPad, PC, iPhone, Sony, Kobo, Android, Adobe Digital Editions, and a bunch more. Check it all out HERE.

This is excitin’! Try a free download. Tell your friends. Let’s get this party started!

Note added August 2023: Dinosaur Wars: Earthfall is now available widely. Here is a PAGE with links to all versions, many of them free!

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To Bouchercon

Tomorrow morning I’ll fly to San Francisco to attend Bouchercon. Boucher-what, you say?

Bouchercon is one of the premier meetings of mystery writers, fans, editors, agents, and who knows what all else.

This will be my first appearance at this event and I’m looking forward to it. It’s always nice to meet and chat with people who might have read one of my books, or perhaps will read one after chatting about it. Nice also to hobnob with the occasional writer who’s hit the bigtime. A few tips on how-to can make the trip worthwhile.

If you’re curious about Bouchercon and its origins, try this link: Bouchercon info. The web site has a load of information on the origins of the convention, its history, and the program of the current event. I’m not listed among the attendees because of the late nature of my decision to attend. I’ll try to do better for future meetings.

The convention is named after a prominent mystery critic and journalist, Anthony Boucher, who wrote for the San Francisco Chronicle and the New York Times Book Review. A whole institution has arisen around his interest in mystery fiction and this week’s meeting is the 2010 annual event. The Hyatt will be abuzz with people gabbing about novels and short stories they’ve read or written, authors they love or hate, memorabilia buying and selling, general uproar, quiet discussions and quite a bit of mixing and mingling.

Later, as evening spills over into morning and the drinks flow, so too will the words. I’m expecting to have a good time.

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