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Hillary Clinton’s Candle Smoke Allergy

Spread the word! Hillary is allergic to candle smoke! She needs to know this so she can get better by avoiding burning candles at banquets and restaurants on the campaign trail. Continue reading

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It’s Candle Smoke Allergy, Hillary

Unless Hillary does something about her allergy to candle smoke, her hopes to become president may be thwarted by it! Continue reading

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How candles threaten your health

Studies concluding candle fumes are safe to breathe are rigged in favor of candles and the conclusion that candles are safe is a lie. Continue reading

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A Candle Took My Eye Out

The EPA has laws against letting diesel exhaust get in people’s lungs, but somehow, nobody is complaining about candle smoke. You should. Continue reading

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Candle smoke is bad for you

We all should take it upon ourselves to complain to those who foist candles on us everywhere like cigarettes once were: WE WON’T INHALE YOUR POISON ANY MORE! Continue reading

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